Branson Day 1:
After having camped for the past few days sleeping in a bed
was amazing. Because of this we slept in. And then lay by the pool. For a
while. For once we actually felt like we were on vacation. And the air
conditioning! So long story short we did absolutely nothing our first day in
Branson. Since we had a kitchen, Jaimie made dinner. Afterward, we went out for
ice cream and checked out the nighttime landscape. Go karts and mini golf
everywhere.
Branson Day 2:
So I always had this mental image of Branson being like a
southern version of Atlantic City or Las Vegas. While that was the case, in
that it is very touristy, lots of flashing lights, big restaurants, etc., it’s
in the Ozark Mountains. Hills all over the place! Because of this, you can’t
ever actually see all of Branson at one time, which is different and
interesting. We headed out to our zip lining adventure in the afternoon.
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Branson water tower; the light up at night |
Now,
Jaimie had gone zip lining in Costa Rica, but I’d never been. Not knowing what
to expect, I was admittedly a little nervous. Our guides were very friendly
and, after a brief safety speech, we headed around the back of the main
building to the garage. We suited up and got into a van to take us to the top
of the mountain. A lot of this experience so far was very much like Zorbing, so
I was comforted by the familiarity.
We had three other people in our group, one
of whom was an older woman from Florida who, after traveling to all 50 states
last year by herself was now zip lining from state to state. There were seven
zips in all with a snack/water break in the middle somewhere. All in all for a
3 hour adventure through the trees it was well worth it at around $129 each.
Throughout the excursion the guides kept mentioning their large zip. I knew
they were upselling, but it still sounded interesting. When we got back to the
garage, they asked us if we’d like to do the big zip. Figuring we were already
hooked up and considering this ~60 year old woman was going back up, it was
hard to say no. Did I mention at the end of the zip was a 100ft free fall? Cuz
they did. Repeatedly. I figured we might as well. The long zip was fun. It was
a quarter mile, lasting 40 seconds about 100ft off the ground. When you get to
the second tower, the only way off is with a 100ft free fall jump. Basically,
you are harnessed to a vertical guideline and attached to an inertia brake.
What this means is once you hit a certain speed (which probably occurs
somewhere around 50ft down), you start gradually slowing down. And I mean
gradually. Honestly you don’t really stop moving until you hit the ground.
Dear. God. Words cannot describe the feeling of jumping off a 100ft tower. Except
possibly for the two expletives that came out of my mouth so loud they echoed
off the mountains. Jaimie had the fortune of going after me and my vulgar drop.
Adrenaline coursing through our veins, we headed back to our hotel, but not
before stopping at Fall Creek Steakhouse for dinner. In this restaurant a guy
comes out and throws hot rolls to anyone who wants them. We ate our fill and
all was well. Until Jaimie got sick. We suspect food poisoning, but we’re still
not really sure. Sad times to be had.
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Do Not Eat Here |
Branson Day 3:
Today we woke up and, because of Jaimie’s illness, we stayed
in for most of the day. The only excursion we made out was to… drum roll
please… a dulcimer store! Yes, I, in my nerdy musical fervor went to a dulcimer
store in the Ozarks! We spent about an hour there learning all about dulcimers
and other folk instruments. The guys there were amazingly knowledgeable (which
is to be expected as they build their own instruments), friendly and welcoming
regarding their niche field. We had a lot of fun learning about all these
instruments. And yes. I bought a dulcimer. Walnut sides and body with a
sassafras soundboard. She is a beaut. I’m really looking forward to getting
home and delving into a whole new world of music. We then headed back to the room
(food poisoning and all) and opted to dine in a la Papa John’s. Tomorrow we
leave this hilly senior citizen hotspot for Alabama!